“I can’t really say their names out loud or isis will find out who I am and hunt me down” yeah but you’ll come out alive because technoblade never dies

Plot twist: Floof was the one who threw the box

In the end I thought he said more animal abuse

Techno u should do a hardcore series

This happens when somone plays bed wars and sky wars all the time they become a master at mInecraft

Anyone else getting Spanish commercials on here lol?

When your so good at being number one that you can beat yourself

childnoblade

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I have watched this video how many times well last see.........oh 13 times ok welp-

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How did techno not get cancelled

haha technoooooooooooooooooooooo ur voiceeeee u sound like purpled :D

I’m 16 000 th coment

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Techno Blade acting he does not know how to play skyblock: Techno Blade played skyblock before:ill make a vid and act that I don't know how to play

Stop making fun of techno bc he did not get 4 kills he might die we don’t so he helping and his friends are stealing his kills for fun

Texhno: PAPER CHALLENGE NOOOOOOOooooooo..... NZ players: First time?

Me in school just learning rhetoric thinking “when am I going to ever use this?”

15 seconds but k

How do I still not know how he looks like-

that thumbnail

UKthrow: “hey techno I know your don’t do it for the rewards.” techno: “shut up I do it for the rewards”

okay but if Techno just open his camera while live streaming, i would .. nvm, i wished he's more thicker 😩

ITS MY LAND!!

TECHNO YOUTOOZ!!!

I want more of is- I really do... just be it so wholesome and cute

Well that’s my secret I’m always stressed 1:05

he backed out of college NOT FOR MINECRAFT!!!! FOR POTATOES!!!!

i just said "subscribe to Technoblade!" in my online class and then i got kicked out :(

did skyblock just joink the reforge system from terraria? wtm

texture pack is always fake dynamic duo

Hi techno I hope you are doing okay

SHAME ON YOU FUNDY also i didn’t need to see that skin i need bleach

nice

*Bonk*

Ok so when will be the next upload? 1 month? 2 Months?

You're not alone. When I was in first grade, I barely even remember this, but I got pushed against the back of someone ahead of me in line, they complained, next thing I know I'm being chewed out byt he vice principal.

I’m watching a video with his face in it but still don’t know what he looks like

This is pure proof that he never autoclicked before he’s just trying to show off his good gaming chair

back when EVERYONE flat bridged and you dont spawn with swords and void dont instantly kill you

"As long as there are Mondays there will be Minecraft Mondays." This aged well

Crying obsidian Post Edit: BOY IF YOU DONT... shut up I'll attempt to smack but I know it wont do much mr techoblade sir

That intro do be cool thou

It's a master piece

jokes on you I’m not asleep

Technoblade never dies 😈😈😈😈😎😎

gg

Best video

I swear this guy got a million viewers in 1 day?????

Guys...youtubes algorithm is at it again

I swear techno has infinite old content

Sharp 4 Player:HAXXX

lol

TEHCNO:I can fight better with a steering wheel Me:well, hes not wrong

and people wonder why youtubers have messed up sleep schedules

wow

Truly a culinary master

If you are seeing this God loves you

Don't worry Techno I will watch your UKthrow video and get you ads which is like donating but I don't lose money

I use that KEYBORED cool

Technoblade never dies.

Technoblad: fisting everyone and winning 3 games in a row Also technoblade when he sees 2 guys with diamond armour:epic montage time

I love technoblade’s tactics of gathering information, sabotage, trusty (most of em trustworthy) people, pure dedication, and calculations..

3 mil left from the pig rank

If we blew up the sun, we'd be dead. But, maybe the afterlife is cold🤷

1:45 Is really Corrupted

Minecraft elders are: calvin any other person that can get calvin down to 5 hearts, maybe xnestorio

hey this is cool you should make a UKthrow channel

0:49

he looks a bit like georgenotfound?

He didnt know that covid 19 existed in 2020....

Poor ginger. He was trying to join but they didn’t notice.